mandag den 27. august 2018

Tea always makes me feel better Michael





Rose, you fat bitch. Thanks for keeping me company.
Take care of yourself, Ginger.

That's it? That's hardly closure, is it?

Nope.

No treasure map?

Nope.









Also I don't understand -
they got AIDS in the 80's, you know.
It took God six days to make the universe and that long to come up with AIDS?
Like what was it about the 80's? Think he saw George Michael and was like:
"NO, this shit has gone far enough. AIDS!"

I mean not all christians believe that. Just that one guy. 










Oh yeah, Nick Washerman was constantly harassing me.

How?

He was always calling me stupid names..

What did he call you?

Peaches.





Didn't know you wanted kids.

I don't want children. What I want is you not to think about it. It's none of your business!
Do you go up to people in wheelchairs and say:
"Oh you should get a desk job, you've got half the furniture?"









Okay, no actually no - I thought you'd be excited.
You're not excited. I don't want to smash it with people who aren't excited.

No, I think I'm excited!

You're not excited!

I just need a moment to get my head around it okay.
It's a bit of a shock!

Okay.

Okay. Yeah I'm excited!








Will he be okay with you calling him that?

Yeah, I'm... I'm appropriating. I'm misapp...
What am I doing?

Reappropriating.

I'm reappropriating.








alle citater er fra tv-serien PLEASE LIKE ME -- skønne Rose, Josh, Allan, Hannah, Tom og Claire
(: 

Monster Inspirerende - del 3


owl describes death of plumber






a glass of water 





CRAP - it's brilliant





(sad) happy painting 






hold on a minute!





Drawing -
ability to draw properly. willingness to draw. 
inability to draw properly. refusal to draw. 
draw nothing. 
draw something. 
draw everything






controlled explosions







I am envious of the tree's roots





David Shrigley ladies and gents! dejlig humor, dejligt umiddelbart, dejlige tekster, dejligt samfundsprovokerende, barnligt på den dejlige måde. Alt er dejligt ved Shrigley OGSÅ hans deal med Flying Tiger Copenhagen -- sikke dejlige gule blyanter og net og notesbøger han har designet.

Det kan være modernist-fanatiker Clement Greenberg ville have kaldt det 'kitsch' - menaltså hvad er der helt og ærligt galt med 'kitsch' - at det er masseproducerede? at det kommercielt? jaokay. men det er der simpelthen ikke ret mange ting, der IKKE er i den senmoderne samfund. NÅ!

Se mere dejlighed her: http://davidshrigley.com/category/drawing-painting/ 



lørdag den 11. august 2018

Monster Inspirerende - del 2


Untitled (1950)


Untitled (1950)




Highway (1951)





Aspera (1959)




The South (1955)





Trains (1949)





first part of THE LINE (1954)





Untitled (1951) - fingerprints




Who Are They (1969)





billederne er af SAUL STEINBERG -- som jeg er helt væk i for tiden! Jeg vil OGSÅ være illustrator/cartoonist/blyantstegnende-kunstner/ Mr Cool! 
Tegningernes VILDT inspirerende karakter vil jeg udfolde i et senere opslag... Stay tuuuned! (: 

OG se mere Steinberg her: http://saulsteinbergfoundation.org/  


torsdag den 9. august 2018

Monster Inspirerende - del 1


"Bonjour Monsieur Rousseau!" I exclaim. 
"Is it true (...) that you went into the forrest to feel fear?" 





'My father is a famous sculptor. 
He grew up in a concentration camp (...)'





It worried us that no one was steering the ship. 





A train leaves the station 
as I walk along the platform at Gare de L'Est (...)





A small girl stands in the ruins. 
It is my daughter (...)




(...) 
My sister and I always danced along to them. 
My mother would shout "STOP!" and we'd stand still for hours 
while she painted us. 





I stand on the compass rose (...)





(...)
We stepped out of the food chain, 
where as plant-eaters we belonged. 
Our brains developed unnaturally; 
we grew strange, broke apart from the others, 
(...)





(...) I saw two small figures far away, by the waterfall. 
I waved automatically, 
as you often do when you spot someone in the distance. 





One day I came home and Maldoror was dead. Perhaps I killed him. 





This is the big one. 




billeder og tekst af den vanvittig inspirerende NINA STEN-KNUDSEN (:
en mere forklarende og uddybende tekst omkring hendes ultrafede billeder kommer senere... 

Læs teksterne i deres fulde helhed på hjemmesiden (hvor billederne også er hentet): 
https://www.ninastenknudsen.com/love-fear-and-evil/ 

onsdag den 1. august 2018

No, he fudges....









Andiamo l'americano!















Are you happy that I came here?
















Sit for a second
















So does he speak?
















No no no no no, I know myself
and we've been good















Que moviestar!











CMBYN  // luca guadagnino