keep calm and carry on - you three - yo decido - faber castell - harry potter
a diary is a recording - 25 glas - like a pro - liverpool - yin yan
A diary is a recording
Harry Potter is grand
25 glas til at drikke af til min store fest
Liverpool is a city of wonders
Yin-yan i balance er verdens homeostasis
Faber castell laver fantasifulde blyanter
Keep calm and carry on er et pop-ordsprog, med et objektivt-godt budskab
You three er et McGonagall-citat der forbliver fantastisk
Yo decido står der på mit kvinderettighedskrus
Man må nødvendigvis handle like a pro for at opnå succes i denne verden
BOOOM!
admiration - cinema - phonecase - tapestry - pockets - sheets - washing - pretty
extraordinary - yoga - skype - thursday - waouu - thanks - £14
In my opinion there's a couple of things in this world - that could do with a wash:
Phonecases (all those places they've been!) Cinemas (there's all kinds of people in there!)
Pocketses (oh and Gollum too actually)
Sheets (always sheets!)
All things yoga-related (how do you call that a sport?)
Thursdays (why not just skip from wednesday to friday? thursdays are stupid.)
Everything that cost £14 (£10's good, £15's good -- but what kinda number is 14?)
The word 'pretty' (it's thrown around way too much, and we've got enough floaty words as it is!)
The word 'thanks' (the actual phrase of gratitude 'thank you' is not much longer than the shortcut-version! Gratitude holds value - acknowledge that value!)
The word 'waouu' (it's vague and floaty - there are many more useful words to describe something which seems indescribable.)
Things we do not value enough:
Admiration (to be admired is honorable - it holds great value.)
Tapestries (an object of the past you might say? well the weaving of tapestries are still admired when found in museums and the like. They are great story-tellers and great craftmanship.)
Skype (the ability to videocall anyone anywhere at any time is underrated.)
The word 'extraordinary' (it refers to things which exceeds the ordinary, but vague and floaty words have replaced it.)
...
etikette - fravær - barokke - moderne
Det barokke-fravær er sigende for den moderne etikette.
someone else - oh dear - love me - don't mind me - livin' in the past
Don't mind me - I'm living in the past. I'm someone else. Oh dear - do love me.
...
create - everything - words - out - room - shake - velvet
Create velvet words out of everything in this room
Create everything in velvet
In any room words can be created
Shake the velvet room
Shake words out of everything that creates velvet room
Words can be shaken out of everything velvet
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maleri - lysende pære - hænder - æble - juice - slange - genstand - øjne
badekåbe - fremgangsmåde - spørgsmål - blomsterbuket - balance - billede - blyant
Fremgangsmåde:
1. Pres juicen fra blomsterbuketten ned i slangens øjne med dine hænder. Idet juicen rammer slangens øjne, gøres slangen blind.
2. Prik derefter med en blyant øjnene ud af slagens hoved. For at holde øjenhulerne friske, erstattes øjenæblerne med rigtige æbler.
3. Skær de rigtige æbler til sådan at de passer ned i hullerne.
Det er essentielt at øjenhulerne ikke tøres ud og går i forrådnelse!
4. Anvend derefter en lysende pære til at dirigere slangeøjnene over på maleriet, hvor et billede indledningsvist tager form.
Du befinder dig i mørket, hvorfor den lysende pære er særlig vigtig for at du
med balancerende evner kan forhindre et øjenspild - og samtidig få transporteret slangeøjnene over til maleriet på sikker og bedste vis.
5. Vend dig mod slangen med de rigtige æbler som erstatningsøjne
(iført badekåben, som den sidste nødvendige genstand):
Nu er du klar til at imødegå den forestående udfordring!
6. Udfordringen tager form som et spørgsmål, der lyder således:
Hvordan forvandler du æbleøjne-slangen til en æstetisk genstand?
Og er det overhovedet sådan moderne kunst fungerer?
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